It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.
Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.