It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!