Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.