One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.