Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.