I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.