Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
Phyllis DillerFang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
Phyllis DillerI love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
Phyllis Diller