They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.
Phyllis DillerIt's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
Phyllis DillerI'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
Phyllis Diller