My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.