My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'