My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.

self-pity is better than none.