I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.