I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.