I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.