We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Phyllis DillerLet me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.
Phyllis DillerWhen buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
Phyllis Diller