I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.