I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then theyโd boo.
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.