I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.