Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.