Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.