I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
All mothers are working mothers.