The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!