Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.