Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.