I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.