All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.