When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.