When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then theyโd boo.
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.