Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle