Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.