We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.