I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
Phyllis DillerFang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
Phyllis DillerWe named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Phyllis DillerWhen I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
Phyllis Diller