Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
Phyllis DillerOnce my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.
Phyllis DillerReligion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
Phyllis Diller