Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.