When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
Phyllis DillerIt would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis DillerI asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
Phyllis Diller