Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!