Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.