I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.