I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.