I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.