I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
Phyllis DillerI don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
Phyllis DillerI remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
Phyllis Diller