I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'