Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.

self-pity is better than none.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.