Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!