I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then theyโd boo.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.