I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'