Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.