I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.