I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.