I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
All mothers are working mothers.