You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.