Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.