Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.