The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.