I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.