The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

I want to do well and I want to fit in.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

You know, a TV show is a slow build.