The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.