My career has been my craziest adventure.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.