My career has been my craziest adventure.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.