The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.