I lived at home till I was 29.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.

I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night.

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.