Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!
Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Steven Spielberg's mother, who said to E.T., I don't care where you're from, you're here and you're gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner!