William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill worms. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsDean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!
Red ButtonsJoe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
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