Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?
Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!