Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!
Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.
Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!
John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!