Nostradamus, who predicted that Billy Bailey would not come home. Never got a dinner!

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!