Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

Pliny the Elder, who when Rome was burning requested Nero to play You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille. Never got a dinner!

Where else but in America can a poor black man like Michael Jackson grow up to be a rich white woman?

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!