If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner!

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!