Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!

Saint Christopher, who said, Where can I get a Frank Sinatra medal? Never got a dinner!

Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!

Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!