George Burns, what a man. He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in India. So he sent his kids there.
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!
Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles.
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!
Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!