Congress: Bingo with billions.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap