We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
Congress: Bingo with billions.
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.