She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.