You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.