Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.