People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I don’t smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.
Red SkeltonI don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
Red Skelton