Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
I only come to life when there are people watching.
I left home because I was hungry.