You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.