When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the garden - for sky, wind, fire, water, and earth. We sit and think of five of the nicest things we can about the person who hurt us. If he hurts us a second time, we do the same thing. The third time, we light a candle, and he is, for us, dead.

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I left home because I was hungry.