I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.