I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off