I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '