I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.