Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I only come to life when there are people watching.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '