Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.