I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas