Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the garden - for sky, wind, fire, water, and earth. We sit and think of five of the nicest things we can about the person who hurt us. If he hurts us a second time, we do the same thing. The third time, we light a candle, and he is, for us, dead.