I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.