I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

People think I am dead because they haven’t seen me around for awhile. I’m not dead, I’m very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I don’t smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.