I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce