God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.
I only come to life when there are people watching.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.