Congress: Bingo with billions.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always