Congress: Bingo with billions.

Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.

I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.