Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce