Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.