Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.